At Long Last We Have Larry The Cable Guy's Thoughts On Hillary And Trump

Our long national nightmare has come to an end. At long last, all of my sleepless nights tossing and turning, waiting to Larry The Cable Guy to tell us his thoughts on Hillary and Trump will finally be over. Thank god. But you know what? Fuck Larry the Cable Guy for this pussy-footed endorsement. He’s motherfucking Larry The Cable Guy. He’s spent the last 15 years of his life basically being Donald Trump. He’s spent over a decade making trillions upon trillions of dollars pandering to Trump supporters. He should have come out guns blazing. Should have been hurling insults at Hilldog nonstop. But instead he let “Daniel Whitney” have a little say in the matter. FUCK THAT. Larry The Cable Guy is a character, and if he’s on Fox News, he better be all in on Trump, not being a little bitch about it. He ultimately did come through as a Trump guy, uhhhh no shit, but I expected better from him. Millions of rednecks look up to Larry to be their voice, their inspiration, and to get their political knowledge from. Thankfully he ended with “Hillary Clinton will be the end of this country”, because before that, the poop jokes weren’t doing enough. Larry gotta know where his bread is buttered. Be better, Larry. Be better.

PS: It’s actually a shock Larry the Cable Guy wasn’t at the RNC. In retrospect, the fact he didn’t have a prime time speech should have been all the evidence we needed that he’s not fully on the Trump Train. It’s honestly shocking.